I remember reading about scientists conducting early experiments in sleep deprivation on cats. Well I’m pretty sure that Soya Sauce used to conduct his own version of those same sleep deprivation experiments on ME. Late at night as we slept, he would pad into our bedroom and sit by my bedside, slightly beyond the reach of my sleepily swiping arm, and he would meow… Meow… Meow… Meow… Keeping me awake… Slowly driving me insane…