Okay, so… The Wonder Twins. Anyone remember them…? I barely remember them from the Super Friends cartoons from when I was a kid. They would touch their rings together, and then they could change shape. The boy would change into different forms of water, and the girl would change into animals. Anyway, apparently Orneryboy and Dirtygirl BOTH turn into animals.

But really, the reaction from that guy in the last panel is all you need to take away from this strip. I fervently hope that someday I get to witness something that makes me bite my lip and clench the stem of a wine glass so hard it shatters. DAMN, Dirtygirl!