Whenever people make vaguely covetous comments about food that I’m eating, or food that I have in my possession and intend to eat, I never know how to respond. Perhaps it’s just me being socially awkward, but it just makes me feel uncomfortable. Or maybe it’s something deeper, more primal. Like I need to return to the safety of my lair to devour my meal in peace, and any attention from rival humans is interpreted as a threat to my food supply.