Even though I still ate meat at the time I made this comic, l’m not so sure I would’ve attempted to eat the thing (I hesitate to call it “food”) described in the first panel. It just sounds dangerous. A one way ticket to Diarrheaville.

Is this the first time I translated any of Brian’s utterances? I forget, and I’m too lazy to go back and check. Anyway, if I’d made this comic today, I probably would’ve just written “OH FUCK” instead of “Expletive”. Because that is definitely an “OH FUCK” moment.