#148 - Breaking News

I just skimmed my past commentaries and realized that I never specifically mentioned the crazy old wino! He never had a name, he was always listed as simply “Wino”. I don’t know why he wears that paper hat — I guess I just thought it looked cool? He kind of talks like a pirate, so perhaps I imagined that he had a storied, nautical past. And now he even has a hook for a hand!

Anyway, as you know by now, Orneryboy bit his hand off while infected with the zombie sickness. When last we saw the wino, he was beginning to turn as well. Now he’s fully zombified! And that mummy (who is really just a person in bandages) is FUCKED.