Orneryboy by Michael Lalonde
Archive
Book 1 TBD
- 1 - Biting the Hand That Feeds -
- 2 - DismayStation -
- 3 - Tele-Phonies -
- 4 - That’s Dirty as in Messy -
- 5 - Save the Snails! -
- 6 - Petty Spaghetti -
- 7 - It Burns Us! -
- 8 - The Lost Weekend -
- 9 - Mood Swing -
- 10 - Outwit Outplay Outrage -
- 11 - Squabble -
- 12 - Checkhate -
- 13 - Thanksgiving Turkey -
- 14 - Taco Hysteria -
- 15 - Trick or Threat -
- 16 - Exhuming Hallowe'en -
- 17 - Pet Peeve -
- 18 - There Goes the Neighbourhood -
- 19 - Burying Evidence -
- 20 - The Tip of the Iceberg -
- 21 - Record Hell -
- 22 - Tree Trouble -
- 23 - Sentimental Case -
- 24 - Of Broken Resolutions -
- 25 - Saucer Hooligans -
- 26 - Alien Beer Abduction -
- 27 - Liver Lecture -
- 28 - Both Ends Burning -
- 29 - Cuts Spam in Half! -
- 30 - Getting the Point -
- 31 - Mocking Clock -
- 32 - A Rude Awakening -
- 33 - Raising the Dead -
- 34 - Wardrobe Woes -
- 35 - Top o' the Mourning -
- 36 - Thankless Toil -
- 37 - Crisco Inferno -
- 38 - Secret Rendezvous -
- 39 - 15-Piece Bucket of Grief -
- 40 - Rest in Pieces -
- 41 - Bunny Backlog -
- 42 - Weapons of Misdirection -
- 43 - The Game of Strife -
- 44 - Victory Tastes Like Plastic -
- 45 - It Came from the Flowerbed! -
- 46 - Deviation Altercation -
- 47 - It's a Misteak -
- 48 - Curiouser and Curiouser… -
- 49 - Paranoia the Destroyer -
- 50 - Ice Cream Headache -
- 51 - Undead Smackdown -
- 52 - Get Away From My Baby! -
- 53 - Can We Keep Him? -
- 54 - A Zombie by Any Other Name -
- 55 - Bad Hair Year -
- 56 - The Horror... The Horror... -
- 57 - Brian vs. the Controller -
- 58 - Break on Through... -
- 59 - Last Ditch Effort -
- 60 - Clues Ooze -
- 61 - Can I Sleep in Your Bed? -
- 62 - Boys’ Night Out -
- 63 - The Switcheroo -
- 64 - Waiting for the Bus -
- 65 - Jerk at Work -
- 66 - Grotesque Desk -
- 67 - Frightening Lightning -
- 68 - House Call of Foreboding Doom -
- 69 - I Smell Burnt Toast! -
- 70 - There's Always Room for Pink Jello! -
- 71 - Troublesome Tome -
- 72 - Unholy Powers Go "Fzzzzt!" -
- 73 - Dead Doctor Storage -
- 74 - All's Well That Ends Well... Almost. -
- 75 - Hallowe'en Punishment -
- 76 - Pool Fool -
- 77 - Food Fight -
- 78 - Precipitation Frustration -
- 79 - It's All Fun and Games until… -
- 80 - I Scream, You Scream -
- 81 - Dial-a-Jerk -
- 82 - Leave my Leaves Alone! -
- 83 - Hubble Trouble -
- 84 - Journal Drama -
- 85 - Forced Into Hiding -
- 86 - TV Zombie -
- 87 - Brains, Brains, Brains -
- 88 - Clubbed to Death -
- 89 - Brainpanhandler -
- 90 - Zombocalypse Now -
- 91 - Do Zombies Dream of Undead Sheep? -
- 92 - Odor Decoder -
- 93 - Knock Knock -
- 94 - Kicking and Screaming -
- 95 - Having a Ball! -
- 96 - The Shunned Coffeehouse -
- 97 - Zen Zombie -
- 98 - Dead Homies -
- 99 - Lost in Translation -
- 100 - Freezer Burn! -
- 101 - Mighty Chipper -
- 102 - Dawn of the Dead Tired -
Book 2 TBD
- 103 - Death by Corndog -
- 104 - Thwarted by Mittens -
- 105 - In Dreams -
- 106 - Coffee Inertia -
- 107 - Klink Bang Kong Klang -
- 108 - Good for the Soul, Not for the Face. -
- 109 - Scent Torment -
- 110 - Washroom Stall Tactics -
- 111 - Party like it's 1665 -
- 112 - Melodramatic Foreshadowing -
- 113 - The Stylus of the Lambs -
- 114 - Having a Bawl -
- 115 - It Takes One to Know One -
- 116 - Blam Blam, Thank You Ma'am -
- 117 - Ballooning out of Proportion -
- 118 - Depressing News -
- 119 - Semantic Antics -
- 120 - Have a Knife Day! -
- 121 - Comeuppance -
- 122 - Immolatin' & Defenestratin' -
- 123 - Schadenfreude -
- 124 - A Role in the Sack -
- 125 - Scaredy Cat -
- 126 - Defence Pretence -
- 127 - Meeting the Monster -
- 128 - Cat's Out of the Bag -
- 129 - Lost Cause -
- 130 - Ceci N'est Pas une Bande Dessine -
- 131 - Trick or Meat -
- 132 - Ravens & Cravin's -
- 133 - Belabour Thy Neighbour -
- 134 - Shifty Shenanigans -
- 135 - Player Two Has Left the Game -
- 136 - Give the Gift of Gloom -
- 137 - Alcoholiday -
- 138 - Cat-ass-trophe -
- 139 - Insane in the Brain -
- 140 - Impotent Rage -
- 141 - Erectile Dysfunction -
- 142 - In Traction, No Action -
- 143 - Feline Indigestion -
- 144 - Restless Dreams -
- 145 - Hospital Horror -
- 146 - Barricade Cascade -
- 147 - Launch Window -
- 148 - Breaking News -
- 149 - Zombie You Can Drive My Car... -
- 150 - Purge the Urge -
- 151 - Mechanic Panic -
- 152 - Nothing Ever Happens in Borington -
- 153 - It Pays to Listen -
- 154 - Prophylactic Tactic -
- 155 - Reunion Reverie -
- 156 - Dirtygirl, Queen of Lies -
- 157 - Barbarism Begins at Home -
- 158 - Anagram Anarchy -
- 159 - Pain in the Neck -
- 160 - Cutting Open Old Wounds -
- 161 - Stupor Friends -
- 162 - 1-976-ZOM-B-LUV -
- 163 - Last Supper -
- 164 - Rest in Peace -
- 165 - Secret Handshake -
- 166 - Baby Got Bacchus -
- 167 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn -
- 168 - Pulmonary Posse -
- 169 - A Dying Breed -
- 170 - A Metal Moment -
- 171 - Smoking Kills! -
- 172 - Night of the Illin' Dead -
- 173 - Frontin' -
- 174 - Wake-Up Call -
- 175 - Who Let the Dolts Out? -
- 176 - Not THAT Biohazard! -
- 177 - Pass It On -
- 178 - Hole Lotta Trouble -
- 179 - Out of the Frying Pan... -
- 180 - ...Into the Fire -
- 181 - The Plan's in the Bag -
- 182 - High Steaks Manoeuvre -
- 183 - Religious Revival -
- 184 - Let Us Rock -
- 185 - Bum Rush -
- 186 - 911 is a Joke -
- 187 - Seeing Red -
- 188 - Operation Tomb Doom -
- 189 - Distraction Destruction -
- 190 - Good Riddance -
- 191 - Cock-and-Bull Story -
- 192 - Garage Barrage -
- 193 - Boy Racer -
- 194 - Get Outta My Dreams and Under My Car -
- 195 - Lyin' Alliance -
- 196 - Beneath the Remains -
- 197 - Bathroom Blitz -
- 198 - Silent Night -
- 199 - Udderly Vile -
- 200 - The Squirrel Whisperer -
Book 3 TBD
- 201 - Soiled Honour -
- 202 - Bone Appétit! -
- 203 - Phone Pwned -
- 204 - Ignoring the Signs -
- 205 - Better Make That Decaf -
- 206 - An Eldritch Visitor -
- 207 - Javangelism -
- 208 - Stuck in My Head -
- 209 - Can We Keep Him Too? -
- 210 - Cat-apult -
- 211 - Dead Body Work -
- 212 - Urine Big Trouble! -
- 213 - Poster Polemic -
- 214 - Fear of a Black Christmas, Part I -
- 215 - Fear of a Black Christmas, Part II -
- 216 - Neighbourly Gesture -
- 217 - Aggravated Assault -
- 218 - Laying Down the Law -
- 219 - Gunfight -
- 220 - Hit Me With Your Best Shot -
- 221 - 8 Lives Remaining -
- 222 - Basketcase -
- 223 - Pistol Whipped -
- 224 - Gun Overdone -
- 225 - Sexy Sidetrack -
- 226 - Impatient Patient -
- 227 - Cataphonic -
- 228 - Cone-undrum -
- 229 - One Last Shot -
- 230 - They See Your Every Move -
- 231 - Going Dutch -
- 232 - Mug Shot -
- 233 - Playa Hatin' -
- 234 - Recap in Yo' Ass! -
- 235 - Ill Communication -
- 236 - Fearful Earful -
- 237 - Midnight Snack Attack -
- 238 - Battery Included -
- 239 - Escalating Violence -
- 240 - Bitter Consequences -
- 241 - My Zombie Just Wrote Me a Letter -
- 242 - Can Open, Worms Everywhere! -
- 243 - Trail of Death -
- 244 - Distant Noises, Other Voices -
- 245 - Beatin' on the Beetle -
- 246 - Crash Sight -
- 247 - Concussion Discussion -
- 248 - Cop Out -
- 249 - Window of Opportunity -
- 250 - Unseen Undead -
- 251 - Sight for Sore Eyes -
- 252 - Hell Hath No Fury -
- 253 - Follow the Bouncing Ball -
- 254 - Veterinomicon -
- 255 - Quick, Get Some String! -
- 256 - Tentacle Trouble -
- 257 - Fountain of Filth -
- 258 - Full House -
- 259 - Peeping Tom -
- 260 - Going Blank Again -
- 261 - ...So Rich and Spicy! -
- 262 - Tomb Taggin' -
- 263 - Hat Trick -
- 264 - The Illinest Hobo -
- 265 - Can You Dig It? -
- 266 - Braineataz In Effect -
- 267 - Beat Tracking -
- 268 - The Sound from Underground -
- 269 - Down the Drain -
- 270 - Dance of the Dead -
- 271 - Monster Mouser -
- 272 - It Just Doesn't Add Up -
- 273 - Go Long! -
- 274 - Fence Folly -
- 275 - Lunatic Discount -
- 276 - Return of the Livid Dead -
- 277 - Down With Orneryboy! -
- 278 - Dead Uprising -
- 279 - Breakin' Bones, Part I -
- 280 - Breakin' Bones, Part II -
- 281 - Crashing the Crashers -
- 282 - Talk to the Cold, Dead Hand -
- 283 - Love Bites -
- 284 - Bustin' Out -
- 285 - The Lowdown Showdown -
- 286 - Vinylectomy -
- 287 - Zombie Rumble! -
- 288 - Cliffhanger! -
- 289 - Who'll Fall? -
- 290 - 4 EVA. -
- 291 - Sewer Scramble -
- 292 - Homecoming -
- 293 - Growing Pains -
- 294 - Respect for the Undead -
- 295 - Best Friends Forever -
- 296 - Caught Catnapping -
- 297 - Dirty Little Secrets -
- 298 - Missed Me, Missed Me -
- 299 - That's Using the Ol' Noggin! -
- 300 - Taking One For the Team -
Book 4 TBD
- 301 - The Art of Persuasion -
- 302 - Confusing Musing -
- 303 - Life's Dolittle Pleasures -
- 304 - Cruisin' for Pussy -
- 305 - Reap the Whirlwind -
- 306 - Payback's a Bitch! -
- 307 - We're In This Together Now -
- 308 - Two Legs Bad, Two Wheels Worse -
- 309 - Fly Me to the Moon -
- 310 - Feline Freakout -
- 311 - Pet Therapy -
- 312 - Oblivious to Oblivion -
- 313 - Fire Bad! -
- 314 - No Questions Axed -
- 315 - Startling Revelations -
- 316 - Kept in the Dark -
- 317 - Cats Suck -
- 318 - Wicked! Tricksy! False! -
- 319 - Taking the Cake -
- 320 - Just Desserts -
- 321 - A Sudden Craving -
- 322 - Premature Evacuation -
- 323 - Pedals to the Metal -
- 324 - Metal Queen -
- 325 - I Keep Mine Hidden -
- 326 - Multitasking for Trouble -
- 327 - Grinding Halt -
- 328 - Musical Interlude -
- 329 - Shopping Block -
- 330 - Hanging in the Balance -
- 331 - Dirty Bomb -
- 332 - Explosive Payload -
- 333 - Out of the Closet -
- 334 - Bones of Contention -
- 335 - Necronomagain -
- 336 - Prod Squad -
- 337 - Dawn of the Debt -
- 338 - Taking the Brunt -
- 339 - The Tell-Tale Hoard -
- 340 - Serendipity -
- 341 - The Evil Eye -
- 342 - Zombie Makeover -
- 343 - Why Indeed! -
- 344 - Flames of Passion -
- 345 - That's SOME Reminder! -
- 346 - AWKWARD. -
- 347 - SWF Seeking DOA -
- 348 - Bela Lugosi Can't Touch This -
- 349 - Who Stole The Soul? -
- 350 - The MC stands for 'Melodramatic Cheese' -
- 351 - Trash Tryst -
- 352 - Infect Me With Your Love -
- 353 - Severe Head Trauma -
- 354 - To Each Their Own -
- 355 - Return of the One-Eyed Monster -
- 356 - Eye for an Eye -
- 357 - Stabby-Go-Lucky -
- 358 - Losing the Plot Device -
- 359 - Veganomicon -
- 360 - Cataclysmic Visions -
- 361 - Depends on Your Definition -
- 362 - Payback is Golden -
- 363 - An Accurate Description -
- 364 - No Sauce Blues -
- 365 - Soliloquy -
- 366 - For Whom the Beeper Beeps -
- 367 - The Fellowship of the 'Flapp -
- 368 - Hostile Takeover -
- 369 - Is this the bus to R'lyeh? -
- 370 - Occupational Hazard -
- 371 - Choking the Chicken -
- 372 - Almost Found -
- 373 - Tear the Lid Off -
- 374 - The Eyes Have It -
- 375 - Crash and Burn -
- 376 - Breakdown! -
- 377 - A Shocking Turn of Events -
- 378 - That Fateful Night -
- 379 - Ghost in the Drum Machine -
- 380 - Fresh Prince of Darkness -
- 381 - Don't Fear the Rapper -
- 382 - Hit It! -
- 383 - A Desperate Plea -
- 384 - What Are Little Girls Made Of? -
- 385 - Voices From the Deep -
- 386 - Staring Into the Abyss -
- 387 - Vestal Vendettists -
- 388 - When Ornery Met Dirty -
- 389 - Dressing Up the Dead -
- 390 - Anyone Who's Anyone -
- 391 - Baboons in the Belfry -
- 392 - There Will Be Shenanigans -
- 393 - Hold On Tight -
- 394 - These Amps Go To EPIC -
- 395 - Out With a Bang -
- 396 - She Calls -
- 397 - Happy Place -
- 398 - Cats Got Your Tongue? -
- 399 - Dejected and Disrespected -
- 400 - Death From Above! -
Book 5 TBD
- 401 - Unanswered Questions -
- 402 - In a Lonely Place -
- 403 - The Glittering Darkness -
- 404 - Follow the Leader -
- 405 - Abandoning Courtesy -
- 406 - For Great Justice -
- 407 - Trust Issues -
- 408 - Grabbing a Bite -
- 409 - Dine and Dash -
- 410 - Body Movin' -
- 411 - Got Ghost? -
- 412 - The Reveal -
- 413 - Rise and Accessorize -
- 414 - Like a Milkman Possessed -
- 415 - All Cats Are Grey in the Dark -
- 416 - A Mysterious Benefactor -
- 417 - Clandestine Calculations -
- 418 - It's All in the Mind -
- 419 - Mr. Moneybrains -
- 420 - Share the Wealth -
- 421 - Luminous Lurker -
- 422 - Monstrous Appetite -
- 423 - Clobberin' Kitty -
- 424 - Ghostly Glimpse -
- 425 - Unified Front -
- 426 - Capricious Cohorts -
- 427 - Mysterious Measurements -
- 428 - Eager Explorer -
- 429 - Mission: Insatiable -
- 430 - Sabotaging the Saboteur -
- 431 - Elevator Action -
- 432 - Fearsome Footage -
- 433 - Grand Meow Seizure -
- 434 - Answers Come In Dreams I -
- 435 - Answers Come In Dreams II -
- 436 - Wakey Wakey! -
- 437 - Greeted at the Door -
- 438 - The Sad Fate of Alabaster Crowley -
- 439 - The Secret Chamber -
- 440 - Not So Great-Great -
- 441 - Nom Holds Barred -
- 442 - Delayed Reaction -
- 443 - Get in the Car -
- 444 - Be More Specific -
- 445 - The Hat in the Cat -
- 446 - Twice as Mice -
- 447 - Three's a Crowd -
- 448 - Cleaning House -
- 449 - What Must Be Done -
- 450 - When Zombies Cry -
- 451 - Skullduggery -
- 452 - Bump in the Night -
- 453 - The Cat Came Back -
- 454 - Home Sweet Hovel -
- 455 - An Ominous Meeting -
- 456 - Potential -
- 457 - Oh Naughty Sneaky -
- 458 - Presence -
- 459 - You Trip Me Up -
- 460 - She's Simply Smashing -
- 461 - Look Behind You! -
- 462 - Important Portent -
- 463 - Looking Into the Light -
- 464 - The Persistence of Ornery -
- 465 - A Puzzling Predicament -
- 466 - The Upstairs Room -
- 467 - Lockblocked -
- 468 - Haemoglobin is the Key -
- 469 - Roll for Magic Items -
- 470 - Muddled Missive -
- 471 - A Delicate Balance -
- 472 - Ghost Meet Ghost -
- 473 - Here Kitty Kitty -
- 474 - Here to Stay -
- 475 - Hissy Fit -
- 476 - The Chase Is On! -
- 477 - Junk on the Floor -
- 478 - Mr. Pink Eyes -
- 479 - ...To the Other Side -
- 480 - Fogbound -
- 481 - A Blunt Conclusion -
- 482 - Wait For It... -
- 483 - Losing Sight -
- 484 - A Terrible WHAT? -
- 485 - The Wretched -
- 486 - Hole in the Wall -
- 487 - Sleeping Menace -
- 488 - We Have Ignition -
- 489 - Dominant Behaviour -
- 490 - Bound Together -
- 491 - The Uninvited -
- 492 - Stairway Standoff -
- 493 - Stop... Hammer Time! -
- 494 - Ethereal Ejection -
- 495 - The Littlest Harbinger -
- 496 - Cold Blood -
- 497 - 2 a.m. Wakeup Call -
- 498 - Closure -
- 499 - One Last Thing -
- 500 - Lost at Sea -