More zombie subtitles! I’m not really into sports, so I’m not sure if I put the right number of O’s in the word “GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL” or not. This would also be a good time for me to mention how much I love coming up with onomatopoeia. Not sure if “splitch” clearly represents the sound of someone’s spinal cord detaching, but I think that “hooooof” is definitely the sound one would make when hit in the gut with a severed head.
Man, look at those little portraits on the wall in the first panel. Those were probably too small to even be visible when this strip was originally published! Of course I probably sat there, zoomed in at 2000%, obsessing over them. Because 2004 Michael was a fucking CHUMP.