#142 - In Traction, No Action

First off, I’m not a doctor, so please excuse the myriad of medical inaccuracies, not just in this strip, but in ALL of my comics. That said, I know there’s no actual “penis bone” in there, that’s just a silly joke.

Don’t ask me what all the stuff hooked up to Orneryboy’s junk is… Like what’s with the IV? Why would they be putting even MORE blood into his dick!? And why the monitor? Does his penis have some kind of pulse…? I don’t understand, Past Michael. I just don’t understand…