Ha, "Checkhate", get it? Like checkmate, but check HATE...!? Ahem. From this point on, just assume that I'm sorry for any of my shitty puns. Anyway, I don't really play chess, and I was never very good at it. So if I remember correctly, I searched around until I found the board layout that I used. I believe the proper technical term that chess players use to describe Orneryboy's situation is "fucked". And there goes Dirtygirl again, knocking her drink over.